Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Summer ends on a positive note as the shopping soundtrack of our lives returns to Key Food

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After nearly three weeks’ worth of deathly silence in the aisles of Key Food, we heard the familiar strains of Janet Jackson’s “Control” upon entering the grocery at the start of the Labor Day weekend… from her third studio album of the same name (1986). 

Hop to it 

I’m in control, and I love it, hahaha, that’s right 

Control

Now I’ve got a lot 

Control

As previously reported, the PA system at the grocery on Avenue A and Fourth Street went kaput (paraphrasing), and management needs to wait for a part to arrive to jumpstart the music and the directives for store personnel (Richie, line two, please). 

The store is open 24/7, and you’ll always hear some random song from your deep past booming from the PA above.

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