Tessa Bailey knows a thing or two about giving us the perfect gift. Whether its the cozy book that we’ve been waiting for or that one scene that we still think about to this day, she is *very* giving and we simply cannot get enough. Which is why it was only fitting that she gave us a special holiday gift early this year that only she can possibly give us: a re-release of one of her holiday romance novel.
Cosmopolitan has an exclusive look at Tessa Bailey’s re-release of Window Shopping, which she says, “is a book I wrote a few years ago when the world was standing still and I desperately needed some optimism. This marks the one and only time I’ve thrown out a nearly finished manuscript because I was so inspired by a new idea—and that admittedly rash decision was thanks to the television show Ted Lasso. Thus, Aiden from Window Shopping, a Ted Lasso inspired hero, was born.”
And yes, we’ve been obsessed ever since! While the book was originally released back in 2021, it’s getting a new updated version that also includes some special goodies if you pick up the Target edition! Fans will get some special new illustrations featuring Stella and Aiden that will get you absolutely swooning and we have the first-look at one of the eight that you’ll get to check out when it’s released on October 1, 2024:
Luckily for you, we don’t have to wait too long to also get some more. We also have an excerpt that you can check out below to get you in the special holiday spirit. Just make sure to pre-order the special Target edition so you don’t miss out on other exclusive goodies!
An Excerpt From Window Shopping
By Tessa Bailey
This man smiles constantly.
I hate him.
“If that wasn’t a smile, what was it?” Somehow he takes a sip of his coffee without dimming the wattage of his smile. “A twitch or something? My uncle Hank had one of those. Used to spill beer all over Aunt Edna’s carpet, thanks to that tic. One day she got so mad about it, she walloped him over the head with a colander and the damn twitch went away.” He gestures with his cup. “Like flipping off a light switch. After that, he just spilled beer for the tradition of it.” He pauses. “Aunt Edna eventually remarried.”
Okay. Am I hallucinating?
I scan the immediate area for maimed penguins or some other sign that I’ve gone around the bend. All is well. As normal as New York City can be, which is to say there are three people fighting over one cab, the strains of a saxophone emanate mysteriously from the ether and a sparkly pink wig lies forgotten in the gutter. Nothing that would be considered unusual, though. If I’m not hallucinating, why has this man stopped to tell me a story about his relatives? I’m not what one would refer to as approachable. In fact, I’m fluent in Fuck Off. Hopefully he speaks it, too. Or at least knows how to read body language.
Looking him square in the eye, I shove my knockoff AirPods into my ears and go back to staring up at the would- be penguin crime scene.
There. Done.
I’m not really seeing the penguins, though. I can’t help but marvel over the man’s and my reflections standing side by side. He’s easily six foot four, robust, in a ten- thousand- dollar suit. I’m a full foot shorter, dressed in a black puffer jacket and thick, matching tights, second- or third- hand boots of which the sole is rapidly coming loose from the rest of the shoe. My busted fuchsia messenger bag is the only pop of color on my entire person and that’s because it was the cheapest I could find at Goodwill. My thick black hair has been chopped unprofessionally just below my shoulders and cloaks a pale face, its expression reading Do Not Disturb.
We are the most opposite of opposites. Thank God.
Why is he still standing there, smiling into his coffee like he doesn’t have a single care in the world? My rudeness hasn’t even registered. Has my talent for avoidance faded while in the slammer? Losing my superpower would just be the icing on the shit cake of the past few years.
Another full minute passes and he’s still there, standing a couple feet away, facing the window like me. Tilting his head to the right in consideration of the penguins. I could just leave. Continue on my way downtown until I reach the rent- controlled apartment in Chelsea I’m subletting from my uncle while he’s shacked up in Queens with girlfriend du jour. There is nothing keeping me in front of this artistic monstrosity. But my feet won’t seem to move. And why should they? I was here first.
I pop out my left earbud. “Is there something I can help you with?”
“Oh, me?” A dimple appears on his cheek. “I was just waiting for your song to be over.”
There is no music playing, but I’m obviously not going to tell him that.
“Why?” I ask, jerkily removing the second bud and shoving both of them back into my jacket pocket. “Do you have another pointless story to tell me?”
“Aw, hell.” His eyes are green. And they twinkle in a way that reminds me of fairy lights. “I’ve got thousands of pointless stories to tell you.”
My smile is saccharine. “One was more than enough.”
“All right,” he draws out, tossing back the remainder of his coffee. “But after the beer- spilling era, Aunt Edna eloped with a rodeo clown named Tonto. Guess you’ll never know about it.”
“Devastating.”
“Sure was. Let’s just say the bull took him by the horns, instead of the other way around.” He gives a full body shiver. “All he left behind for Edna was a half- used face-painting kit and some floppy shoes. She patched things up with Uncle Hank about a year later. Now they go yard- sale hopping on Sunday mornings.”
I’m pretty sure my jaw is hanging down at my knees. “Is this like a strange kink? Instead of flashing people, you just go around accosting people with bizarre tales?”
“Well, it’s too cold to flash people in December. My options are limited.”
He grins at me. Doesn’t temper it at all. He’s all smile lines and warm eyes.
Woefully handsome. Maybe even dapper.
And the most disturbing thing happens. Something I couldn’t have predicted in a hundred million years. The flip- flop in my stomach must be a sign of the apocalypse. The end of days is nigh. It has never flipped nor flopped for anything but Kraft macaroni and cheese. I can’t be having a reaction to this man. An attraction reaction.
“I’m going to go now,” I say, my tone a little off.
For the first time since he appeared, that smile is gone. A hint of panic gusts through the green of his eyes just momentarily, before he bows his head. He looks down at the ground for a second, as if trying to regroup, then lifts his head to pin me with a fresh grin. “I did have a purpose for stopping, if you don’t mind humoring me just a while longer.”
Window Shopping, by Tessa Bailey. Copyright © 2021 by Tessa Bailey. To be published by Avon, an imprint of HarperCollins. Reprinted by permission.
Window Shipping, by Tessa Bailey, will be re-released on October 1, 2024. To preorder the book, click on the retailer of your choice:
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